Robert Pattinson Is Sucking, And It’s Not Blood For A Change

He's not sucking dick either, but it sure looks like he might in the new movie "Little Ashes" that hits cineplexes this Friday. The little girl screams are already deafening.

Filmed before he became every tween girl's (and gay man's, since the two are just about the same) first masturbatory fantasy, "Little Ashes" stars "Twilight" hottie Pattinson as Salvador Dali and Spanish dreamboat Javier Beltran as poet Federico Garcia Lorca. The film imagines that the two friends had a romantic relationship.

While the above picture from the movie has been circulating for awhile, a new steamy sex scene from the movie began making its way around the internet yesterday. While it's tame by Fleshbot standards, it's sure to get 13-year-old girls' panties whipped into a frenzy more than a shirtless Jonas brother. Actually, this is probably the ideal kind of movie for them. They get to see all the flesh and action they want, but the gay sex isn't threatening to their unpenetrated lady flowers because, well, there are no lady flowers at all. Just wait, now we're going to have to endure scores of gay heartthrob movies. Hm, that may not be so bad after all.

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· Robert Pattinson in "Little Ashes" (brightcove.com)