Craigslist Proves, Once Again, It Is A Receptacle For Crazies

Not only is the famous classified and personals site a home for killers, it's also a home for people trying to have sex in the craziest ways, just like this yahoo.

Well, actually, he's not really looking for sex, he just wants to know if people are into these...these...these penis cozies (we don't know what else to call them). There are so many funny things about this ad, we had to make a list.

1. Somebody made these, because you obviously cannot buy them in a store. That means either this guy had to learn to knit to make them, or he had to enlist someone to make them. Can you image how that conversation went?

2. The penis head isn't covered. Doesn't that get cold too?

3. This guy is otherwise super hot. That means some guy in a gay bar in Detroit (which is where the ad was posted) picked up a sexy dude at the bar, took him home, got his underwear off, and was greeted by intimate knitwear. HA!

4. He may actually be trying to sell these. After all, Detroit is economically depressed and people there must be getting inventive. Making a million off of scrotum sweaters isn't any less ridiculous than the lady who is the scrunchy billionaire.

5. Those better not be wool. Itchy!

We posted a screengrab of the below, because we having a feeling this will be yanked faster than Michael Jackson's cock at the playground. And thanks to pervy reader Matt who took the time out of his busy internet cruising schedule to send this in.

·Hit Me Up (detroit.craigslist.org)