Fuck, We Might Have to Stop Ignoring “Twilight” Now

We already have obsessions with "America's Next Top Model" and the Jonas Brothers, we figured another 14-year-old-girl fixation was just over the line. That's why we weren't paying any attention to "Twilight" until hot pictures of its stars kept popping up.

As we already knew, those tweens have some seriously good taste. Sure, we'd seen Bel Ami star and Dali dicksucker Robert Pattinson, but frankly he leaves us as cold as a vampire's dick in January. This Kellan Lutz on the other hand...wow! We don't know what his role in the whole series is, but these are some hot pictures of him walking his dog. Woof indeed.

Speaking of dogs, let us not forget about Taylor Lautner, who stars as some sort of badass shirtless warewolf in the this fall's "Twilight: New Moon." Check out his stunning shirtless debut while we try to bribe a teenager with Claire's gift certifates so we can pretend like we're taking our niece to the movie rather than going for our own fiendish purposes.

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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer in HD

·Kellan Lutz Shirtless Dog Walking (justjared.buzznet.com)