Belting So Extreme Even Patti LuPone Can’t Beat It

All actors need their props. Lady Gaga has her teacup. Patti LuPone has her Isotoners. Xtube's NedSpa has his belts.

It's like watching an X-Rated Barnum and Bailey sideshow - The Dance of the Seven Belts - as NedSpa gives us a strip tease with every available belt he could find at Urban Outfitters. (Yes, apparently people still shop at Urban Outfitters.) Whatever your outfit, this number has the right matching strap squeezed between his cheeks: basic black, silver studded, chained, fire red. To take it to the heights of camp, there's the "Tainted Love" soundtrack and the slo-mo black and white opening and closing.

Props to the attempt at high artiness.

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· Playing with BELTS (xtube.com)