Christian Terrorists Are Using Reese Rideout To Convert Homosexuals

We think that "ex-gay" group Exodus International is trying to make gay men straight by disseminating this clip where gay pornstar, Randy Blue favorite, and all-around goofball Reese Rideout fucks a woman. You know what? It could work!

After all, while we were watching it, we got a little bit hard and thought that it looked really fun. We didn't even get squeamish when he was eating the vagina—an activity so profane to gay men it's like taking Madonna's name in vain. But then we realized that our blossom tingling wasn't because we wanted to be like gay-for-pay Reese and take the pussy plunge. No, we wanted to be like that girl and have Reese fuck us over a pool table. Take that, Christian Fundamentalists! We foiled your nefarious plot. (P.S.—Doesn't watching Reese get head from a woman just look...unnatural?!)

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· Let's Do Something on the Pool Table (redtube.com)