You Mean, All That Locker Room Talk Is About Hair Removal?

Yes, Virginia, it is true. In this post-metrosexual world, macho men are still taking the razor to themselves. This clip of an Italian swim team backstage at a Dolce&Gabbana Underwear photo shoot shows the sad, naked truth.

Here is the final ad, and there is not an out of place follicle in it. It's no wonder, because a majority of the behind-the-scenes footage is of the teammates shaving each other.

We guess it's not strange for swimmers, of all people, to be getting rid of their pesky mange, but we thought that by now the bear community might have had some impact on society at large and gotten everyone to put down the Bics, Nairs, and Nads and start picking up handfuls of fur. Well, until that happens, here are some smooth, shimmering, muscled bodies to stare at. We know you'll hate us for showing them, but it's our job.