See You Guys In, Like, Never!

Don't be surprised if after wathing this video you, too, feel an overwhelming obligation to drop what you're doing, say goodbye to friends and family, and disappear off to India to study tantric sex and meditation.

Hell, we already have a couple of interns tracking down wherever it was that Sting went to learn the completely useless skill of having sex for 18 hours at a time. We can't, for the life of us, figure out how or where Xtube user robe173 might have picked up this trick if not from the teachings of some ancient Kama Sutra master. Honestly, people, this is the stuff of legend: the hands-free orgasm.

We'd ask if any of you guys know how to pull it off, but by the time we get your responses we'll probably be up in the Himalayas somewhere focusing our chakras into an awesome automatic psychic orgasm machine. And once we accomplish that, well, chances are we'll never have any reason to leave our room again.

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