We Don’t Know What This Product Is, But We’re Buying It!

This Danish company Fleggaard has made the most brilliant commercial that combines our three favorite things: hot guys in uniforms, high camp, and Cock-er, Joe Cocker. This is the most brilliant, sexy ad campaign in history!

Everything about this is perfect: the Village People guys dressed as construction workers, pilots, and fire fighters, the soft lighting; the crazy kitschy music; the piano on the beach; the motherfucking Falcon! Come on. Nothing could get better. If we went to bed with a head full of fairy dust and an ass full of half-dried lube we couldn't dream up anything so gay. And it's supposed to be for the ladies? Please.

And just check out all the guys. Here are some behind the scenes interviews with the model.

What we wouldn't give to jackhammer fitness model James. His body is just amazing.

We just put a season pass for "All My Children" on our TiVo so that we can see a bit more

Jason is a bit of a ladies man. That's fine. He doesn't want to have to suck our dicks for us to ogle his beautiful, glistening pecs.