Michael Lucas Does More To Help Israeli Tourism Than The Wailing Wall

Would you rather travel to the Middle East to visit a bunch of religious relics or to frolic in natural settings with a bunch of gorgeous guys? "Inside Israel" will certainly make you want to do one of those.

And it's fuck hot guys out in the wild. Our old theory that Michael Lucas does his best work out of the country continues to hold true with his latest movie, which has a bunch of international guys fucking in some of the most beautiful locations we've ever seen. Nothing makes us want to get some fresh air like a riverside threeway.

And that's what we get from Bruno Jones, Jay Roberts, Sasha Dov who are cavorting on the banks of the Jordan River. If we have one complaint about this movie it's that we don't get a really good group scene. This is really more a two man fuck scene with Sasha swooping in at the last minute to suck the other two off. In the movie we see all the guys together at the different locations, but no giant orgy? Michael, we expect more.

But there is so much good in this movie. The best scene has got to be beautiful French boy next door Jordan Fox fucking the hell out of Spanish daddy Hugo Martin on the beach. No, they are not rolling around in the sand, they're on a raised bed with a giant white canopy over the surf. The setting is the kind of thing that gay wet dreams are made out of, but the intense action is what is really going to make you soil yourself. Both of these guys put in a killer performance.

Also excellent throughout is Jonathan Agassi, who was one of the standouts of "Men of Israel" and is here taking it on the floor of the cave from Carlos Caballero and giving it to Naor Tal in a rooftop hot tub. He even eats Martin Passoli's load on the riverbank in one of the three oral "vignettes" that are littered throughout the fucking scenes.

The most original pairing is between Bruno Jones and Martin Passoli, where they are getting it on in some ancient ruins. Not only is the sex hot, but it has that air of sacrilegious that gives it a little bit of extra spice. What we didn't understand is that one of them is supposed to be a photographer and one a model. It's a motif that is wove throughout the movie, but it doesn't quite work because the photographer keeps changing and we never know quite what they're shooting for.

The whole effort has the feel of a Bel Ami movie, where no one speaks the same language, so there is just lots of B roll of hot guys walking through foreign cities and pointing. If there's no narrative arc to unite the action, then why even bother with the context? Instead just show us some of the industries best undiscovered talent getting busy in lush surroundings. Oh wait, Lucas already did that. So then what the hell are we complaining about?

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