We Have Never Once Judged A Book By Its Cover

May 4, 2010
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Xtube user alphajerek and his incredibly cute, mohawk sporting boyfriend don't have the kind of sex you'd expect. With all the tattoos we were expecting something a little raunchier, but we get this oddly intimate clip instead.

Even alphajerek admits in his profile that, "despite my looks I am vanilla in bed." Now that we think about it, these two both have the look of men who like to get into some freaky shit. What is it about skinny bald boys with tattoos in an Xtube video that immediately makes the mind jump to chains and fisting?

Fucking in a hotel bathroom