Sure, we make fun of tattoos all the time, but even when they're really bad, usually we can get past them to focus on the hunk underneath. We finally found one we can't get past. Are you ready for it?
This is Shane, the newest piece of trade on The Guy Site. The first pic of him we saw he was wearing a shirt that was stretched taut against his big muscles with just a hint of tattoo creeping over his collar. Even though ink over the neck is usually a sign of crazy, we were saying, "Yes please." Then we saw him naked and it quickly changed to, "No, ma'am!" He has some sort of pirate scene from a children's book scrawled across his chest. There's a boat and a skull and an octopus attacking it. It's like an illustration for the new "Pirates of the Carribean: On the Chest of a Dead Man" movie. Even Shane says on the site that he likes all of his tattoos except he's thinking of getting that one removed. Well, that would be a great thing to use your money from the scene for, and we'd gladly donate to the cause, because getting rid of that would be restoring a thing of immense beauty. One more in all it's horrible glory below.
·Bad Tattoo? (theguysite.com)