A Collection of Brand New Gorgeous Athletes

Hello, sports fans! While we don't watch many games, we love to look at jocks in next to nothing, and just when we thought we have seen all the ones worth drooling over, we discover more. Let's play ball.

This is Paul Bissonnette, a hockey player with the Phoenix Coyotes (they have ice in Arizona?). He recentely was all over the internet in a series of pictures wearing ladies underwear and supposedly telling people he's gay. While it's not true, we really wish he was, because, damn, he is seriously fine.

Because one picture isn't enough, here's another shot of Paul Bissonnette. We're pretending this is his boyfriend and they are on vacation in Mykonos, and right after this picture is taken, they are going to go inside and make sweet, sweet love to each other and then film it for all of us to watch. Dreams are so much fun.

This is Jason Akermanis, a Australian rugby player who has gotten all the gay activists down under up in arms because he said gay ruggers should stay in the closet and not check his junk out in the locker room. Well, Jason, even with your ridiculous haircut and facial hair, you're still pretty dreamy, so we can't blame the gays in your scrum for checking out what you're packing. Maybe they're just looking cause it's so wee. Just a theory.

These are ultimate fighters Alan Belcher and Patrick Cote. We are huge Belcher fans, not only because he's a redhead, but also because he worse Batman Underoos to his weigh in and he has a strange tattoo on his arm that looks like a portrait of Kim Jong-Il. Cote is no slouch either, and we'd love to see these two beat the shit out of each other and then kiss and make up. There are some cute pictures of them getting close.

This is Cooper Crunk. Aside from having an amazing name (that's going to be our porn name one day) he is a hot Australian rugby player and probably the guy that gays would check out in the locker room before they tried to sneak a peak at Jason Akermanis. There is no reason to write about him other than the fact that he is totally dreamy and has a nice ass.

And speaking of Cooper Crunk's ass...