This Is Taking a Gym, Tanning, Laundry Obsession a Little Far

The new season of "Jersey Shore" starts tonight and we couldn't be more excited. Well, maybe not as excited as this guy, who is such a guido at heart that he's jerking off inside his tanning booth.

Just like the boys on the show go to the gym, hit the solarium, and wash their clothes to stay "fresh to death," Markus4u fetishizes these actives so much they have become erotic. Just look at how much fun he has working his meat while working on getting his skin a nice golden brown. We hope that this doesn't make his tan uneven, but even still, at least he provides himself with nature's tanning lotion. If this is how much fun he has tanning, we can't wait to see what kind of trouble he can get into in the gym and the laundromat!

·Solarium Wank (xtube.com)