When Will Daniel Get An Assful?

Our patented system for determining the rate at which young, burgeoning porn stars will go from solo show to butthole surfer has given us some disappointing readings for Randy Blue's latest model, but we remain hopeful of his eventual conversion.

· Dan Wagner (randyblue.com)

Those are probably the least fashionable, and thus, most decidedly heterosexual sunglasses we have ever seen on a human being. -30
He's always making this kissy face for the camera. Either he's watched too many episodes of America's Next Top Model or he's got some seriously plump and pouty (read: cocksucking) lips going on there. Either way: +45
This is sort of weird actually. Even for a possibly straight guy, he hardly touches anything other than his penis when he masturbates. No finger up the butt, no nipple play. -50
Either his body hair is completely unruly and he doesn't never even touches it with a razer, or he's much more hirsute than we see here and has paired his torso follicles down to the bare essentials. We're going to optimistically go with the latter: +35
Well. Clearly you've never been in this position before. -20
But he looks so good in this one. We're going to give him another +15, just because we really, really want to watch this dude bottom.