James Jamesson’s Latest Video Is One Hot Mess

We've always had the red-hots for James Jamesson. He smolders. He's sexy. He doesn't speak. Now, to halt talk of his rumored HIV status, he's created a broody softpop decent into La-La Land madness. Take the ride.

His whole point is to claim that he's does not have HIV, which he repeats ad naseum. He edits together black and white confessional booth-style footage with Ozian color sequences of him listlessly roaming about L.A. looking like a near-homeless whiteboi trying to score drugs in da 'hood. His subsequent rambles about life and sexuality are so convoluted even a Gender Studies professor would hurl a book at his head. (By the way, James is not HIV+.) Here's the video, followed by our expert analysis.

"For someone to say they're straight is an easy task. For example, 'I'm straight.'"
Is he coming out as straight? Or just saying "I'm straight" to prove you can easily say it while still being gay? What does he mean?

"Why are there guys with dicks too small who can fuck anything? Why do feminine males even exist? Not just psychologically feminine, but physically androgynous, too?"
What a hater! First off, he implies guys with small dicks shouldn't naturally be able to have sex, then he questions the existence of girlie boys. Certainly there's some "Accept All" meaning wrapped up in here, but he sounds purely judgmental.

"To know he's straight is a genetic anomaly. It's not feasible. I've never seen it or heard of it. It's a man who's so superior to all other males that no other male has a trait that he finds desirable."
Huuuuuh? He reminds us of the star athlete back in boarding school. When he was finally able to form a sentence in English Literature, he thought he was Shakespeare reincarnate, dripping pearls of human insight from his tongue. He wanted a pat on the back. He got dumbfounded stares.

"I have qualities that are so masculine, they're almost feminine."
When he powerfucks a bottom, does he feel like Traci Lords with a strap-on?

"If there's a strong woman inside me with a strong male body on the outside... I'm the man. What do I need more than that?"
What you need, pretty darling, is to never share your musings on life until you've written it out first with a friend whose smarts you admire. Or even a 3rd grader. Better yet, stick to having sex with men and filming it for us. We love ya most for it! (And congrats on NOT being HIV+. You hear that, people? He's NOT HIV+.)

· Hi, This Is James Jamesson, And I'm A Raw Vegan (thesword.com)