This Guy Has a Total Boner for Public Transportation

February 28, 2011
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

There isn't a day that goes by where we don't see a guy on the subway who is so hot he gives us wood. But that doesn't mean we take the wood out and beat it on the train!

Luckily for all of us, we're not PattyGermany, who gets an unmistakable thrill from riding the subway. Not only does he wank on his commute, but he has the balls (and other parts!) to film it. We really hoped the guy right next to him was going to turn around and get an eyeful, but alas it didn't happen. We'll save that for our next subway fantasy.

·Wank (xtube.com)