Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Will Be Your Boy Toy

From the boy toys of the rich and famous to the men we dreamed about as boys, today's roundup is all about youth, lost and regained. But as time marches on, the sexiness of these celebs remains ageless.

If you've ever wondered what it's like to lounge around the bachelor pad of Marc Jacobs' ex, here's your chance. Lorenzo Martone recently showed off his apartment while showing off his abs! Two beautiful sights for the price of one!
Calvin Klein and very boyish boyfriend, ex-pornpup Nick Gruber, caught some waves at Miami Beach. Side by side, it's like watch the two ends of Benjamin Button's life intersect into the vortex.
Meanwhile in South Beach, professional real housewife Bethanny Frankel strolled with her boy Jason Hoppy. We suggest both Jason and Nick Gruber ditch the bitch and visit our cabana.
Badboy toy of the Year, Alex Pettyfer, continues to be shirtless in this spread from GQ Russia. Not a day goes by when new pics of his pecs pop up.
There's even a new video of Alex Pettyfer gallivanting in his swimtrunks. The behind the scenes B-Roll for I Am Number Four is to date the best advertisement for this film. It's almost exclusively half-naked Alex.
We've lusted for Ryan Phillippe since we were boys. Seeing him stare directly into our eyes while stripping off his wifebeater makes our hormones rage like when we were 14 years old. What to see him spread eagle and smiling? Click here and be prepped to faint.
What's Jensen Ackles doing here? We don't know, but hope he keeps going! He'll remain one of our boys all the days of our lives!
Since our boyhood watching 90210, we've always felt the stirrings for Jason Priestly. He's grown older, so have we, so finally we can salivate over the hot daddy he's become. Maybe he should lose the Ginch Gonch, however. Daddy's don't need to cling to adult Underoos.
Then there's Michael Trucco from Fairly Legal. He's acting like a vengeful boy by fighting fire with fire. In a recent episode, he tries to thwart a naked neighbor by getting naked himself. That just sounds gay... and HOT!
And here's the Fairly Legal naked neighbor. We'll lease on the apartment next door, thankyouverymuch!