Here’s Yet Another Reason to Take Yoga

We always thought that yoga poses looked way too silly and hard to bother trying it. And who wants to be that flexible anyway? Well, maybe if we could learn to cum in our mouth, we'd give it a shot.

Just look at Barney41 here. What exactly do you call this pose? Moons over the coast? Cascading waterfall? The porny warrior? We don't care, because he looks lean and taught with his feet up the wall and his big dick pointing between his face. This being a masturbation video, there is an inevitable conclusion to this scenario, and one that's going to take more than a yoga mat to clean it up. Now, we're going to get our brittle bones off the couch and try downward facing dog so we can be more like this guy. Namaste, and shit.

·Cum in My Mouth (xtube.com)