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Grindr Spoof Makes Hooking Up Easier Than Real Life

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Grindr Spoof Makes Hooking Up Easier Than Real LifePorn really is fantasy! In the latest video from RandyBlue.com, Johnny Hazzard searches for guys on GuyFinder—a mobile app that tells you how many feet you're from your next cheap trick. Within seconds of logging on, Johnny finds himself a ginger so redhot, we're green with envy. Why can't this happen to us?

When logging on to Grindr, we see tons of hot guys standing 10 feet away, but damn if we can ever actually find them. When guys do start chatting, then it's novels of back and forth messaging until eventually the party moves on elsewhere. How often do guys hook-up on the real Grindr, which feels more like a party trick to whip out when things get boring at the bar?

Grindr Spoof Makes Hooking Up Easier Than Real LifeRandy Blue's GuyFinder spoof is how we wish Grindr hook-ups worked, especially if it's with Danny Harper. Snap!—we see a cute guy 5 feet from us. Snap!—he turns and sees us and smiles. Snap!—he asks if we wanna get jiggy wit it. Snap!—he's on our bed fucking us silly. Why, oh why can't real life be like porn?

Side note: If we weren't already in love with Johnny Hazzard, his gleeful twinkle when Danny asks him to come up set our hearts mega-aflutter.



· Danny & Johnny (randyblue.com)


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