The Eternal Eroticism of Male Butts in Bed

No self respecting gay would turn his head from a lovely butt lounging in bed. The sight of the ass, nothing else, fires the imagination with so much potential, it has remained a staple of homoerotic imagery. Let's dive into the pleasures of sleeping booties.

Whether lounging on rugs, beds, sofas or beachtowels, the male butt in repose is like an offering to an oracle, promising our libidos that the fruits of our seduction will be sweet. Yes, the glorious gluteal sight is instantly enjoyable without giving it any thought, but we're porn theorists here, trained in the fine art of jaw-droppingly hot male nakedness.

Admiration from Afar

Watching a man in bed is like admiring a favorite museum piece...and we're fully aware of how pervy that sounds. Every inch and curve can be fully appreciated, taunting us like a sensuous siren, pulling us towards the delights like a muscular magnet. "Look, but don't touch," it taunts, like a Bernini sculpture at the Galleria Borghese. We can't contain ourselves. We're stepping closer, reaching out. Let the alarms sound!

Seducing the Vulnerable

There he is, submitting his rear while dead asleep. Now's our chance to pounce. Countless porn has fed off the fantasy of turning our lust object into a bedtime puppet, working our fingers over him at will. He's there, begging to be touched. We'll pull down the curtain to reveal the full stage and make an entrance with our caressing fingers. We hope our audience gives a standing ovation.

The Danger of Arousal

We don't mean an aroused cock, but the risk that the mister might wake up. Oh, that momentary fright when he first opens his eyes, and peeks back for a look. "What the fuck?" he's thinking. "Oh, shit!" we flinch. Will he sock us? Will he yell? Will he demand to go back to sleep? Or will he lay back with a smile and submit to our will? We'll never know until we lend that helping hand.

Saving the Best for Last

He's fully awake. He knows what's happening. We see the lustful approval in his eyes. The beauty of first seeing only the butt is that more is on the way. It's leaving third base and heading straight for home. Almost there...he's shifting his hips (we know what that means)...he's propping himself up (we can't wait)...he's about to turn around...

...and having now surveyed the front and back, we're the proud owner of a priceless piece of art, on display in our boudoir nightly.

· Photos via stirigay.ro.