Gay Porn’s Pass Around Party Bottom Is Thawed Out And Back in Action

He's baaaaaaaack. After disappearing into the pile of pornstar has-beens, Jason Crystal, Gay Porn's Pass Around Party Bottom, has resurfaced in his first scene in two years. Since his notorious 2009 porn blitzkrieg performing for 19 different studios under almost as many names, we thought we'd never see this professional con again. Boy, were we wrong!

A tipster informed us that Crystal is waving that dick for pay again over at EXBF.com, going under god knows what moniker. Considering his past of deception and arrests, plus using his mom as a scapegoat, the video preview looks like a scene from "Psycho." The three quick close-up cuts to his face at the 8 second mark should be paired with Psycho's creepy stabbing music as a warning to all porn producers: "Do Not Hire This Deranged Madman."

Crystal certainly looks less "to' up from the flo' up" than when we last encountered him. In the wild, wild west of porn, however, this scene could have been filmed two years ago, and EXBF.com has decided to haul it out of the vaults now, hoping we'd have forgotten its notorious star. One never forgets the stench of used goods.

· Silent Rubbins (exbf.com)