The Hilarious Porn Scenarios of Old

We love vintage porn for so many reasons—the hot fucking, the tanlines, the gravity defying hair—but most of all the crazy stories that got all the boys fucking together. Here is one that is a real gem.

We're not sure who these performers are (as always, clue us in in the comments) but the story is definitely one for the ages. The blond bottom stowes away in the swarthy top's apartment trying to steal his underwear for some dirty old man so he can sell them for $500 and pay his rent. $500 for rent?! What year is this anyway? Once the bottom is discovered he has to pay for the panties, with his mouth and asshole of course. We're not going to give away the ending, but watch the whole clip, you'll be glad you did, and might even laugh a little bit.

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