Which Superman Superbulges Better than the Rest?

With every version of Superman that Hollywood releases, the question is always how will the latest superstud fill out the suit? We'd be remiss if we didn't show you how hot Henry Cavill looks in Superman's revamped outfit for the third millenium. Although he looks like he's bulging quite nicely, let's compare and contrast to previous Supermen, shall we?

The Super Eunuchs

Dean Cain: In the '90s TV show "Lois and Clark," Dean certainly looked classically handsome as the Man of Steel. With his solid, buff build and bugling muscles. But where's the main bulge? Family friendly ABC obviously decided to de-sexualize Superman, less the kids get scandalized to learn there's such a thing as a Peen of Steel.

George Reeves: The first Superman from the '50s TV show, "The Adventures of Superman," is as square as a sock hop. George Reeves is retro handsome, looking to us today more like a Rotary dad than the fabled last son of Krypton. He's big, but not buff by today's standards. Those biceps look like they could only pick up a Lucky Strike. Maybe that hi-rise underwear was sexy half a century ago...maybe. As for that bulge, there hasn't been such expert tucking since last season's "RuPaul's Drag Race."

The Supersexmen

Christopher Reeve: Nowadays, when folks think of Superman, the classically beautiful Christopher Reeve (may he rest in peace) comes to mind. His gorgeousness has been unmatched, and he fills out the blue body stocking nicely, thanks to naturally rippling muscles. Better, he has noticeable bugle! This Superman is ready for supersex.

Tom Welling:
By the time "Smallville" premiered in 2001, no one wanted a neutered super hero. Still wearing the classic costume, the designers gave Welling a noticeable bulge: perky and firm and ready to leap up in a single bound.

Superman 2011: The Biggest Yet

Henry Cavill: A lotta changes have been made to the Henry Cavill version. Gone is the primary colored tights for what looks like a second skin, bulging with musculature that, for the first time, reveals rippling abs. And the bulge! He may look as endowed as a Ken doll, but there's definitely something in there that can pound us faster than a speeding bullet. Hands down, Henry Cavill has the sexiest superbod to date. Let's hope the script calls for a super sex scene.

For good measure, here's Cavill's super ass in the supersuit. We just had an orgasm more powerful than a locomotive.

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