Gay Porn’s Slutty Reality Show Cums Four Fuckin’ Times!

It's Episode 4 of our favorite "reality" show "So You Think You Can Fuck," where the contestants start gettin' all jiggy with new fuck partners. This week features the hands-down hottest sex scene so far this season. Grab your saddle, boys, because when Kevin Crows rides Mitch Vaughn's ass, more cum is spilled than beer is a bar brawl.

The Challenge
This week, the boys had to win a stripping competition, showing sexiness and personality. The set up is so phony it's hilariously entertaining. While at One Saloon in Key West, the boys strip one at a time in front of a purportedly live audience. By "live audience" we mean Dominic Ford's camera crew while the bar is clearly closed. As soon as each competitor slips off his underwear, a pre-recorded chorus of cheers plays like the laugh track to "Gilligan's Island." Although most of the stripping is in your garden variety go-go boy style, Rick McCoy's ginger sexiness oozes like precum. Jimmy Clay, bless his soul, just stands there and rubs his body—but boy does he do it with gusto! The winner is determined by audience vote, which, again, is clearly the camera crew. It's okay, Dominic. We won't tell.

The Sex Scene
When Kevin Crows is matched with Mitch Vaughn, the sparks immediately set the joint ablaze. Mitch is quite obviously more excited about this pairing than he was with Tony Newport (poor young newbie Tony!). The set-up has Mitch seducing Kevin poolside while Kevin tries to read. The long, sneaky seduction involves Mitch swimming up to Kevin, undoing his zipper and starting to suck. They trade ravenous, deep-throat blowjobs in a fabulous variety of positions before moving it to a hotel room for fucking. Up against the wall. Over a nightstand. Doggie. Cowgirl. The positions keep changing to ensure we keep paying attention.

As Mitch bends over, Kevin straddles the side of the bed and rides that ass like a bronco. He turns into a fuck machine moving at the speed of a "True Blood" vamp. The scene is a scorcher, culminating in a sweaty cumshot clear over their heads. Wait, there's more! We get a bonus shower jerk-off and bj that ends with two bonus cumshots. We've got a winner, gents!

The Judging
The judges are less enthusiastic about this scene than last week's. They wanted more romance and foreplay, instead of jumping right to sex acts. There's concern about Kevin Crows only topping. One judge complains of the height difference. Jack Shamama, this week's most outspoken critic, hated the hotel room's decor. Picky-picky! While we agree their could have been more build-up to the sex, the scene is the best in the competition so far. The performers stay rock hard and look like they're are thoroughly enjoying their sweaty fuckfest, leaving us as breathless as they are.

Final Score
Jeremy Lucido: 7
Tommy Stone: 7 and 3/4ths (whatever that means!)
Jack Shamama: 8
Scotty B.: Forgot to share his score. Oops!
Fleshbot's Very Own Cedric DeWittison: 8

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