“Anthony’s Weener” Will Get Your Dick Horny For Politics

October 14, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

JetSetMen.com, today's auteurs for gay porn parodies, have created another winner with "Anthony's Weener," a fantastically funny and scorching hot film based on Former Congressman Anthony Weiner's Twitpic dick scandal. With a cast of cuties having 4-star sex, this porn makes following politics horny fun.

As pretty much the only studio nowadays that makes old school narrative porn, Jet Set's films take on classic porn scenarios with a modern spin. All the scenes in this must-jack-off-to film not only poke saucy fun at the Weiner scandal, but at porn itself.

Lucky Daniels (as Anthony Wheiner), sends naked photos of himself to pornstar Jimmy Mycles. When the photos get released, Wheiner claims his phone was hacked. This leads to our first sex scene, with tattooed sex god Ricky Sinz, playing Speaker John Boehner (pronounced exactly as you'd guess), intent on releasing the pics to kick Wheiner out of office. Meanwhile, Boehner gets an unrelated delivery from twinky sex kitten Jacob Durham. Naturally, a delivery man means sex, and the scene indeed delivers. Sinz takes aggressive delight in making Durham cough and gag before tossing him on the desk and fucking him into a quivery pile of marshmallow cum.

Marc Dylan plays Sentor David Litter, who has access to the photos Boehner desperately wants. After countless puns like, "You know how to handle a Wheiner," the Senator hangs with lollipop-sucking rentboy AJ Monroe as a pizza arrives via delivery boy Cameron Foster. The senator introduces the rentboy to the pizzaboy and—you guessed it—threeway!
Marc ignores the pizza to feast on Cameron's pretty asshole in one of the tastiest rimjobs of the year. Then Rentboy AJ gives Marc a deep pounding that'll make his prostate happy for weeks.

Trevor Knight plays Harry Craig, based on a certain Republican with a wide stance, who is sent to get the photos from gay-for-pay pornstar Jimmy Mycles. When two closet cases get in a room, you know what comes next. Trevor hotly grunts and moans his way through the scene like a baby cooing in bass, making nonsense syllables that easily translate into cum-spooging joy for us, the viewer. The duo blow their wads on a thick pile of Franklins. Cum and cash make capitalism run.

After being forced to resign Wheiner visits a gay bathhouse. Wheiner (aka Lucky Daniels) discovers the dude behind the glory hole is Angel Rock, who plays right wing blogger Andrew Breitpart, an intregral part of the scandal. The two end up having a bipartisan fuck session that we wished would metaphorically happen on Capitol Hill. Until we reach that day, we'll have to make do with the hot red state/blue state make-up sex of "Anthony's Weener," a porn that makes crossing party lines well worth it.