Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Wants You to Lick Their Abs

The abs are fABulous for this week's shirtless celebrity roundup. Smooth and furry, cut and rippling, there's a celebrity six pack to quench any thirst for rock hard tummy muscles. Joe Jonas has been seriously crunching, while Neil Patrick Harris's physique remains eternally fit.

And there's "Glee" hunk Mark Salling, whose head hair has migrated down to his torso, which was then visited by a Remington trimmer. Not all pools boys have the smoothly waxed chests the media wants us to believe. Fight the power!

Alex O'Loughlin of CBS's "Hawaii Five-O" gets into the boxing ring, leaving us to stand by the sidelines trying to catch his sweat like a thirsty man in the desert during a rainstorm.

Ummmm...this photo of Joe Jonas has gotta be photoshopped. This cannot be the same dude who looked freaked out when Britney Spears gave him a lap dance.. Anyone with abs like these is dying for someone to crawl all over them.

Meet the killer abdomen of Georgio Georgiades. Who?, you ask. He's a new addition to the hit British reality show "The Only Way is Essex," which is supposedly similar to America's "The Hills." The photo was discovered on hook-up Flirtomatic, where Georgio admits he likes the attention of both guys and gals. We'll presume that means the professional underwear model is bi.

P.S. He has a twin brother, Dino. Double your pleasure!

We don't want to expend our energy typing the name of his ex-wife, but recently divorced publicity whore Kris Humphries is hosting a party at Paris Vegas, y'all! In case you could care less, he's promoting it with this ab-alicious shirtless advert. We'd only attend if we could spend the night rubbing that He-Man's torso.

You want eye-popping abs, go to a dancer. Derek Hough is seriously rocking that midsection as he contorts shirtless on this week's "Dancing with the Stars." The blond dancing babe may be a pussyhound, but we wouldn't mind lapping up his sweat.

Finally! After weeks pining for lovelorn pilot Mike Vogel on "Pan Am," we get to see him shirtless. What a beautiful specimen of classic blond manhood. Damn him and his perfect genetics!

For the subtle ab definition of the eternal twink, turn to Neil Patrick Harris. For the Halloween episode of "How I Met Your Mother," he dressed up as a shirtless Uncle Sam that had our libidos crying uncle. Why does he have to be so relentlessly adorable. Damn him, too!!

In a still shot from the currently playing flick "What's Your Number?," Chris Evans flaunts his abs and his bulge around a basketball court. The only marketing we've seen for this movie are shirtless Evans photos, which maybe is enough to drag out the lonely and horny ticket buyer.