The Sexy Accents of Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Leave Us Weak

Whether British, Irish, or Australian, a man with an accent gets us gooey inside, and tingly down there. This week's shirtless celebrity roundup has blokes from oversees: one, you first met a decade ago; one, you're just getting to know; and one, you fell madly in love with just last week. If only these pictures could speak to us in a thousand accented words.

Unless you've been passed out in the backroom of a bathhouse for a week, you've fallen in love with Aussie cutie Julian Shaw. He's the dreamboat who got on one knee and proposed to all of us in Get Up! Australia's blockbuster gay marriage video "It's Time." Sadly, we never hear him whisper sweet nothings in his Aussie accent.

Julian isn't just a random babe from central casting. He's quite the accomplished filmmaker and author. The multi-talented sweetie directed two documentaries:"Darling!" about the life of South-African political drag activist Pieter-Dirk Uys, and "Cup of Dreams," about New Zealand's Rugby Team, the All Blacks (the team whose members, we think, play naked). A hottie who films drag queens and rugby studs? Yes, please. Too bad he's really straight! Talk about a dangled carrot!

As for that wonderfully conceived, heart-tugging, five-hankie, relentlessly posted on Facebook gay marriage video, it's great for normalizing mo' 'mo marriages and all, and it makes the concept feel concretely attainable, but it's all so rosily Hollywood. We want some fights in there! And, instead of a perfect butch hunk palatable to straights everywhere, we want a version with a saucy queen. We know plenty of marriage worthy nellies!

"X-Factor" host Steve Jones makes us swoon as he swaggers while speaking with his Welsh accent. Death comes by shirtlessness as he bared his furry physique on a recent episode of "Ellen." Jones is going places, one of those places could be right up your ass, since he's made a dildo of himself. Even though the lad is cocky as hell, when it comes with UK vocal inflections, cock is kosher.

Wanna see this shirtless bit in motion? Here's the vid.

Over 10 years ago, we fell for a pretty blond British skin-baring twink in the original "Queer as Folk." Charlie Hunnam's all man now, and still gots a bod worth showing off, now all beefcake. Sadly, in "Sons of Anarchy," he takes on a Yank accent. But...

...he makes up for it with his butt. Ah, Charlie! Still showing us what we want!

The muscle mass called Mario Lopez has released its own brand of underwear, called Rated M. "M" for...?

The underwear looks Rated 1950s. Someone tell Mario that tightie whities are outtie wouttie. If you want to sell underwear to menfolk these days, you've gotta think of a bag of multi-colored skittles.

Peroxide moptop Chord Overstreet has returned to "Glee"—a show even too inane for our showtune-lovin' ass. We don't know his character. Thinking about researching it is killing our braincells faster than Mad Cow. But he's cute, so here he is, doing something in "Glee," probably auto-tuning, while shirtless.

Presenting the back of Zac Efron, in a gif(t) from upcoming film "New Year's Eve." At least we think it's from "New Year's Eve." Our source was hazy, but it looks like those celebrity-packed movie posters littering every subway station, so we think it's a pretty safe bet.

Who is Ryan Basford? He's a far cry from a celebrity, but he books celebrities for "Chelsea Lately." For the recent Halloween episode, he appeared naked donning only a fig leave, which should fall. A couple more moments like this on the show, and he'll soon garner a gay following who'll thrust him to porn blog stardom. Orange beret there is already imagining a few triple-X scenarios, the dirty bird.

He can shower. He can act. And he's 50! Dylan McDermott, here cleaning that seksi bod in "American Horror Story," looks fantastic. Fit as a fiddle and ready for love. We didn't have a daddy complex before, but we sure do now!