Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Is On Christmas Vacation

Men, looks like most of our shirtless celebrities are in route to visit their families, or just hiding. We had to search high and low for today's roundup, but we eked out a few hotties: Soap Opera brothers play shirtless frathouse games, Eddie Cibrian works on his tan, and several new hunks grace your television screens. Here are the celebs who can stuff our stockings.

No, the above photo isn't the latest Sean Cody sex scene (although we wish it were). It's a spoof of "One Life To Live's" show-within-a-show, starring the boys who play the hunky Ford Brothers. Maybe David A. Gregory, Nicolas Robuck and Lenny Platt look shocked because we suggest they remove their pants next. Or maybe they're stunned at the thought that they lay off the spray tan and the chest waxing. Orange is so 1997.

Looks like Eddie Cibrian's got lotsa free time now that NBC's "The Playboy Club" was booted from the air. He was spotted taking in the sun this week in Cabo while strolling on a yacht with wife Leann Rimes, who we cropped out. We know y'all y'all ain't interested in boobs in a bikini.

"A Film by Madonna." The words sound like a horror film. The pop diva puts on her director's hat for a romantic drama called "W.E.," the story of how Britain's King Edward VIII (shirtless James D'Arcy) gave up the throne in 1936 to marry Wallis Simpson (Andrea Riseborough). You may remember D'Arcy from...from...okay, you won't remember him. Anyone who likes their blonds tall and skinny will remember this poster. Sadly, it was too complicated to crop out Riseborough.

Back on "One Life to Live," somewhere in the "Fraternity Row" plotline Roger Howarth gets his shirt ripped off and looks like he's being electrocuted. Enjoy these OLTL beauties while you can. In January, after 43 years on the air, the show's one life is over.

And now for TV hunks completely new to our flesh-seeking eyes. Dark and muscle-bound Victor Webster stars in a New TV Land sitcom called "The Exes." Wait. Rewind. New TV Land sitcom? Isn't this the station that's about showing classic TV shows??!?! We guess the success of "Hot in Cleveland" has gone to their heads. "The Exes" is about three divorced men who live across the hall from their female divorce attorney. To complicate things, she's also their landlord. We hereby divorce ourselves from any knowledge of this premise.

NBC spy comedy-thriller "Chuck" often features stripped down studs from central casting. The most recent episode featured a bare-chested Ryan McPartlin getting hogtied by a blond diva at gunpoint. Er... does Hollywood television believe in chest hair?

Back in Soapland, James Scott strips down in "Days of Our Lives." Is it just us, or do soap studs look all the same? This week, we'll go back to our porn. May more movie stars wiggle out of their shirts, please!