We Choose Muscle Worship

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This sex god's massive thighs are worth the cost of waging holy wars. Fortunately we face no such trouble, as the benevolent Madx9 is more than generous with his blessed beef. Though we shall certainly pray that his next video visitation includes more of the white stuff at the end of the tunnel.

Who wouldn't kneel in front of a glorious boner like this and beseech it bestow its blessings upon him? We don't mean to cause any alarm, but we may have just found the key to world peace—and it's a giant monster cock. Who knew? Well… we did actually. We knew all along.

sitting back (xtube)

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