Our Shrine to Austin Wolf, The New Star That Will Make You Forget Everyone Else

November 21, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

We've heard people use the phrase "like a giant teddy bear" when referring to men they love, but we never understood it until now. For the first time ever, we can say that Randy Blue's new guy, Austin Wolf, is definitely a giant, sexy teddy bear that you're going to immediately fall in love with.

Little cutie Nicco Sky may think he's "breaking in" this newbie, but he's got a thing or two to learn about "breaking in" a guy twice his size; it's impossible to take control when a beefcake like this makes pleasuring you his life goal. Watch this guy in action for five minutes and you'll realize he's one of the most deeply passionate and genuine new stars you're ever going to see. They don't make men like this anymore.

Mutual blowjob? Perfect score. Rimming? He doesn't rim. He eats ass like a seven course meal, and comes back for seconds. Fucking? He fucks Nicco the way every bottom dreams of being fucked. He can't even take a breath incorrectly—everything he does in the sack is methodically planned and executed in a way that provides maximum satisfaction for his partner.

We almost lost ourselves when he wrapped his big arms around Nicco and slipped into him from behind, all while whispering softly into his ear and planting a row of deep kisses down his neck. God, is this man even real? Was he specifically instructed to drive us absolutely wild? If you haven't lost it by this point, you're going to flip out when Austin picks Nicco up, fucks him in the air, and carries him around the room before plopping him down on the couch to finish the job.

We've been rubbing our jeans, arching our backs and whipping our head in a frantic, horny frenzy in the office for an hour. Just imagine what we're going to do when we get home!

This is technically Austin's debut, but we have NO qualms with naming him The Hottest, Most Sensual, Most Amazing Pornstar of the Millennium.

It's done. Try if you must, but you're never going to get any better than this fuck.

Here's a collection of 10-second promo clips to drive you insane before you finally break down and get a membership. We'd pay five times the price to watch this video just once!