Mike Colucci Makes Drill My Hole Debut

Take one good look at the image above. Can you guess what Mike Colucci's favorite position is? If you guessed "any position that dicks him deepest," you are correct.

Getting to know Ryan Rockford has inspired us to look into the deserving dudes we don't keep a close eye on, just to see what we're missing. Good thing we did—jerking off to Mike Colucci has to be one of the most satisfying things we've done all week, and his exceptional bottoming skills are enough to make us forget about that Playboy bunny tattoo he's sporting on his pelvic bone.

You know what? Fuck that tattoo. We'd still watch Mike Colucci even if he had a giant vagina tattooed on his chest. (But not really.)

This insatiable bottom debuted at Men.com with two new scenes this month, so you know the drill! Who fucked him best?

Drill My Hole - The Good Boy

Masks! The masks are back!

Jay Roberts repurposing the Men.com mask for use in this wild Fifty Shades of Grey spinoff is one of the greatest creative achievements in Men.com history. It's a blatant ripoff of under-the-radar site Maskurbate, but we're not complaining.

The only thing more erotic than this elegant bedspread is lying on this elegant bedspread while getting fucked by Jay Roberts. In this kinky fetishist's dream scene, our leading Parisian stud plays "The Good Boy," a sex slave donned in leather gear that makes Jay's wildest dreams come true. This scene wins because, well, Jay Roberts is topping (omg), and we just love a submissive little slut boy in a leather harness.

· Watch Mike Colucci submit to Jay Roberts at Drill My Hole (DrillMyHole.com)

Drill My Hole - Bathhouse

Oh, so you haven't seen enough of Damien Crosse pounding European bottom bitches in the bathroom? You're in luck.

There must be a clause in Damien's contract stating he'll only fuck extremely gorgeous men in this bathroom, which is totally cool with us. Mike isn't playing a sex slave in this scene, so you'll get to see more of his dominant side, though it's pretty tough to be dominant when you're a cock-crazed whore.

Once you watch him get mercilessly pounded in the bathtub after a full-service tongue rubdown, you're going to wonder why you never paid attention to him before. We just hope he continues working for Men.com (maybe the next victim in Men.com's exclusive streak?), because certain other studios have just tainted his reputation before this. And that's all we're gonna say!

· Watch Damian Crosse pound Mike Colucci at Drill My Hole (DrillMyHole.com)

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