Scruffy God Conan Invents the “Take A Seat, Whore” Position

We've seen some pretty crazy sex positions in our day, but every so often, we'll find one that just makes us raise our right brow, cock our head and think "there's no way that was in the Kama Sutra. If you're crazy enough to try it, you might just pull a muscle or worse—you'll end up in the hospital physically attached to your significant other. Or a broken vase. Ouch!

Crazy sexual positions aren't innate to any one gay porn site, though the acrobatic studs at Sean Cody usually manage to find the wackiest ways to slam into each other. Now that the Sean Cody boys are mainly focused on drowning their prostates in jizz, another site is keeping the "crazy fucking" spirit alive with an interesting new pose that you're probably going to try at home tonight. Just please don't do it with the aforementioned vase.

Conan and Tatum are exploring each other in ChaosMen's newest update, and it's chock-full of everything we've come to love this site for: unobstructed fucking, giant cocks, and deep-dicked holes oozing creampies. Delish!

Aside from gushing over Conan's new scruffy face and the general perfection of everything else, you're probably going to notice this crazy shit:

We're calling this position "Take A Seat, Whore." It's officially a thing now. It may not be the craziest (or most difficult) thing to do in bed, but hearing grizzly mountain-man Conan grunt as he sits down on this fat dick is going to make this position your new favorite.

The next time you're trying to hatefuck the light-handed bartender from Splash, just tell him "Take A Seat, Whore. I don't want to see your face." If he's not into it, you can blame it on us.

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