Are Shaped Eyebrows The New Plaid Shirt?

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I've been staring at a blank screen for ten minutes trying to figure out how to diplomatically say what's in my head. Tact was never my strong suit, so I'll just blurt it out. When I opened my assignment queue this morning, I found Sean Cody's Ollie staring back at me with his freshly plucked and perfectly sculpted eyebrows. "Oh no! Why'd you do it, Ollie?" I yelled.

I'll probably get hauled in front of the LGBTTIQQ2SA committee for a proper talking to, but I'm still a believer that men should look like men. Sure, a little snip snip to keep things tidy, but Joan Crawford eyebrows even looked ridiculous on Ms. Crawford. Isn't it bad enough that guys are shaving everything south of their Adam's apple? Maybe I'm in a growing disheveled minority, but I can't get off watching a guy pounding ass with a permanently surprised look on his face.

I would have passed on this assignment altogether, but I didn't want to piss off my editor. You see, I skipped last week's Sean Cody scene because Perry moaned like a girl while Dean fucked him. "I can't do it," I said, yet again out loud. Oh hell, now I've really pissed off the politicos.

The sad part is that I like Ollie, from his crooked smile to his furry ass crack, and he fucks like a mule – Dusty sure enjoyed it. But there was nothing wrong with his eyebrows. It's not like he was imitating a great horned owl, or anything. (I've included a photo from his first shoot, so you can have a look for yourself, it's at the bottom on this post.) Oh well, I guess, it's good to have options; the world would be a boring place if we all looked the same. And like I said, Ollie does fuck like a mule.

See Ollie Drilling Dusty at Sean Cody

Ollie's original eyebrows:

See Ollie in 5 Videos at Sean Cody