Santa might be a kinky dude, but nobody knows, because nobody's ever seen the guy and lived to tell the tale. Let's say he does like to wear a nice leather harness under his red suit, don't you think he'd like you to decorate him some gingerbread leather daddies this year?
This festive holiday suggestion comes to us from Queerty (link below), who curiously offer up no explanation for this sad little guy...
Granted it could be a handlebar mustache, but he just looks so left out from all the gingerbread shenanigans.
Via Queerty