Shocking Report: Teen Wolves Losing Their Shirts At Alarming Rates

Teen Wolves... How are we to combat their shirtlessness? I've got a tip... You can't. We're all powerless to their shirt resistant physiques, so it's better to simply succumb. Just like REO Speedwagon once said, I can't fight this feeling anymore, and neither should you. 

It was announced this week that Cody Christian—that tall drink of shirtless wolf man up there—has joined the cast of Teen Wolf for the fifth season, but he's not the only shirtless wolf man in the news lately...

We've been extensively covering Charlie Carver (left) and his threesome with James Franco & Zachary Quinto in I Am Michael, but his brother Max (right) has also been spotted around town without a shirt. 

Colton Haynes recently told Zap2it that he's happy to be away from Teen Wolf, if for no other reason than it required him to be in an almost constant state of undress.

"We basically did only night shoots. It was in Atlanta, which believe it or not, it actually got really cold," the actor says. "We'd have to go running into 30-degree water with -- I'm not kidding -- ice in it and then run around half-naked and wet. I'm so glad we don't have to do that on 'Arrow.'"

Now, there's been no news recently on the following shirtless wolf men, but let's get up to speed on the rest of the show's stars...

This is Tyler Posey. He's the star of the show... Who knew?

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This is Dylan O'Brien. He's on the show too, and often while wearing a shirt. I know this because it was actually difficult to find a shirtless pic of him. I'm just kidding, it wasn't difficult to find shirtless pics of any of these guys. 

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This is Keahu Kahuanui, who was voted most likely to appear shirtless on MTV in high school. Good on him for living the dream.

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Daniel Sharman here was voted most likely to look like the villain of the movie Ghost by me just now.

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Tyler Hoechlin was voted most likely to be exploited by someone promising him work

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Finally there's Gideon Emery, who was voted most likely to cause confusion about how old he is. Hint: He's 42. He was also voted most likely to be confused for a gay porn star due to his name.