It’s The Old “Your Bike Isn’t Ready, But I Can Help You Pass The Time” One.

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Similar to the old "My Truck Broke Down. Can I Use Your Phone?" one.

Waiting on the help to finish is so awkward. You feel like you're inconveniencing them because you just want your shit finished, they feel like they're inconveniencing you, because they know all you want is for your shit to be done, and you're already upset in the first place. It's a no-win situation. If only there was a way to alleviate the stress imposed on everyone (Maybe, for starters, not referring to "The Help" as "The Help", in my case).

And Chris Harder seems to have found that solution.

Chris took his bike into Armando De Armas's shop. He goes to pick it up as the shop is about to close, and Armando is cleaning up his tools and leaving for the day, so unfortunately it isn't ready. Most of us would be a little upset, but not Chris; not only is he not upset, he offers up something else for Armando to work on.

It's his ass.

He wants Armando de Armas to fuck him. Just so we're all on the same page, regardless of any sexual innuendo. And what an ass it is:

So to make it an even exchange, Chris offers Armando a sloppy, wet blowjob as Armando fingers him. And then...during the rimming, Armando pushes Chris' legs PAST his head, and works on his ass and his pierced gooch. Talk about a power bottom. And being the power bottom he is, he took every inch of Armando's thick, uncut cock. He fucked himself so good with his cock that he fucked Armando's load out of him. And as Armando is about to shoot, Chris yells out "give it to me" and Armando does indeed, right into Chris's mouth.

I bet at that point, Chris didn't even care about his bike anymore, as he'd just gotten ridden.

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