Guide To The Sexy Men Of Netflix’s Narcos

Narcos is the new Netflix original series that friends will be nagging you about until you watch. If you watch it with them, they'll do that thing where they look over at you the entire time to see your reaction. While friends are awful, this show is really good, and proves once more that you only need network television if you get a kick out of seeing whatever sad Matthew Perry vehicle NBC is shoving down your throat. 

I digress. Narcos is masterfully conceived, with artful cinematography and gripping storytelling. It tells the true story of Pablo Escobar and his rise to becoming one of the most powerful and violent drug lords of all time. Our window into the world of the Colombian drug war is D.E.A. cop Steve Murphy (played by the gorgeous Boyd Holbrook). Steve and his partner Javier Pena (played by the equally hot Pedro Pascal), don't fuck around, and pursue Escobar by any means possible, even if it means outsmarting their own team. Dun dun dun. 

If you don't watch this show your friends, coworkers, or loved ones will murder you, so I suggest you get on board. In preparation for your night of binge watching and the slew of fan fiction sure to be inspired by Boyd Holbrook and Pedro Pascal (Note: the fan fiction will come from me and will be disgusting) I've compiled a list of all the sexy nude dudes in Narcos.  

1) Boyd Holbrook as Steve Murphy 

This beautiful blond boy is a loving husband and kick-ass cop. Holbrook develops an almost obsessive need to catch Pablo after the drug lord goes after his family. Needless to say, this dedicated dude gives us plenty of sweaty running around with a gun action, and of course a glimpse of his plump butt. 

2) Pedro Pascal as Javier Pena

Pedro Pascal and Boyd Holbrook would make the cutest gay couple, and I can almost see them walking around Brooklyn with a stroller while bickering about pillow shams. Sadly they don't get it on, but Pedro does take take it off, showing off a little bit of his butt and a lot of his gorgeous happy trail. 

3) Juan Pablo Raba as Gustavo Gaviria

Juan Pablo plays Pablo Escobar's cousin and trusted confidant, Gustavo Gaviria. This badie only contributes to the violence cause by the Colombian drug cartels, and we end up hating him almost as much as his evil bro. Although Juan Pablo gets a little roughed up to play a believable Gustavo, he's a total fox in real life.  

4) Wagner Moura as Pablo Escobar

Finally it's the man you love to hate, Pablo Escobar (played by cutie Wagner Moura). Pablo begins his cocaine business as a way to provide for his family, and initially has hopes of building a better Colombia, even running for congressman. After he fails to keep his drug dealings out of the public eye (who's going to believe that a taxi company rakes in hundreds of millions of dollars annually?), Pablo spirals into increasingly violent attempts to keep his empire afloat. Similar to Juan Pablo Raba, Wagner Moura gets the rough treatment in order to play a believable Escobar, but is a total panty creamer in the real world.