Hunk Roundup 9.30.15

Welcome back to the Hunk Roundup, the column that reminds us no matter how many hunks we manage to acquire each week, optimists like us should always round up. 

Zac Efron shirtless on the set of Neighbors 2: Shirtless Boogaloo 

Okay, so Neighbors sucked, but it did feature lots of shirtless shots of Zac Efron, so I'm willing to give this sequel a pass since it looks to be carrying on the franchise's proud tradition. I'm not sure what the plot of this new film is, but if I were to hazard a guess based solely on these pictures, I'd say that Efron and his frat bros are imbued with superpowers and fight for the rights of bros everywhere to party. Everything's a god damned superhero movie these days.

Professional Footballer Daryl Janmaat can't afford undies

The Newcastle United star likely gets paid a handsome salary, yet somehow can't afford to buy underwear or, at the very least, a jock strap. Oh well, no complaints here, I'm just concerned for the well being of his elephantine ball sac. 

Meet Patriots back-up QB Jimmy Garoppolo

As if Deflategate and his endorsement of Donald Trump weren't reason enough to start hating Tom Brady, meet the man waiting to take over for Brady. I'm not sure how good of a quarterback 23 year old Jimmy Garoppolo is, but I wouldn't mind watching him hit the huddle every week in his tight little football pants. 

British diver Chris Mears has terrible taste in Speedos

These pics of the diver are for his upcoming spread in Gayletter Magazine, and you would think that a professional diver would know better than to be seen in such garish swimwear. Ah, who am I kidding, he looks great in these pictures!

Actor Josh Stamberg brings some cock to The Affair Season 2 premiere

Drop Dead Divas star Josh Stamberg made his nude debut on the second season premiere of Showtime's The Affair. While the first season had plenty of ass from Dominic West and Joshua Jackson, this is the first time we've seen cock on the show, and we're looking forward to seeing a lot more this season. 

MLB Rookie Day continues a great hazing tradition

Yeah, yeah, I know, hazing is wrong or whatever, but this particular hazing tradition in Major League Baseball remains fantastic. It's where the veteran players officially welcome the rookies onto the squad by making them embarrass themselves in public. The St. Louis Cardinals win the prize for making their rookies wear speedos, though the Minnesota Twins' singlets and New York Mets' Underoos themes were pretty great too.

That just about does it for now. We hope to see you again real soon