Gregg Sulkin Plays Soccer, You Get An Erection

When I go out and play soccer, I look like a newborn giraffe that's not quite going to make it. This is why I've got to tip my tip to Gregg Sulkin for making a day at the pitch look like a freaking photo shoot. Good lord, just look at this boy! First, we have what's most likely a sizable bulge. Gregg's British, so we've most likely got an uncut sizable bulge. Then we have the ripped-but-not-too-ripped bod and most delicate of delicate body hair. You just want to shower it and see it grow! His leg hair is like, yeah you know, and I even like his Ann Taylor T-shirt. This guy can seriously do no wrong. 

Gregg can most recently be seen in MTV's Faking It, but really, who needs that when you've got these cream-worthy pics? 

SHOT IN THE DARK,

YOU WANNA

GET A DRINK SOMETIME

OR WHATEVER?

 (Via Just Jared)