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If Colton Haynes Isn’t Shirtless, He Better be Dressed in Cartoon Drag

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Colton Haynes has outdone himself again. The Arrow and Teen Wolf star recently debuted his 2015 halloween costume as Ursula The Sea Witch, one upping last year's Princes Fiona (from Shrek) getup. This boy has that magic touch when it comes to getting great publicity. Go over to your water cooler right now (I'm assuming you only read Fleshbot at work) and ask people about Colton Haynes. They'll say "That's the guy with the great Halloween costumes who I want inside me!" OR they'll say "We've told you before, please stop looking at naked men on your computer," in which case you need new co-workers. 

Colton Haynes' 2014 Princess Fiona Halloween Costume 

 

Colton Haynes' 2015 Ursula Halloween Costume 

 

Poor unfortunate souls #Ursula

A photo posted by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on

The only thing sexier than someone who looks like Colton (jawline, hair, eyes, eyebrows, smile, jawline, body, lips, jawline omggg) is someone who looks like Colton who ALSO has a sense of humor who is ALSO most likely (like 100% but not official because he hasn't come out publicly), gay. While he's active in the gay community and has allegedly dated people like Zachary Quinto (which would be the hottest couple in the world), Colton remains pretty hush hush about his sex life.  

While I suggest that next year Colton dresses for Halloween as how he appeared in that XY Magazine photoshoot:

It would be inexpensive - all he would need is a pool and a boy to swap fluids with. 

Or even a Halloween costume commemorating his Abercrombie & Fitch modeling days:

All he would need is nothing. 

Like the rest of the world, I'll gladly take Colton as this boob-out underwater bitch: 

 

Ursula loves her fans

A video posted by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on

 

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