Comedian Drew Carey Was the Sexiest Military Guy

Sweet, sweet land of liberty.

It's one thing to be gorgeous, it's another to be able to pose for a photo like a sex monster. Comedian Drew Carey served in the United States Marine Corps Reserve for six years in the 80s, during which time he started putting together his standup material. While Drew initially joined the Reserve to make some extra cash (he served on weekends and worked at Denny's on weekdays) he enjoyed his time there, and if it wasn't for his breakout success would still be with the Reserve:

I think if I did not have such a great break, I would still be in the military," said Carey. "I still wear my hair short and have the glasses. Also, I enjoyed the regimen and camaraderie. I knew that once I left the Reserves, I would give back to the military, so I teamed up with the USO.

Because I lived in NE Ohio for a little while I knew a bit about Drew's career (before LeBron's return he was all we had), but I had no idea he was such a stud. If he served during the 50's all the gals back home would swoon over this photo taped to his lucky sweetheart's work station at the rivet factory. "Sally Mae, gosh your fella's the dreamiest, I just wanna choke on his dick!" If I could have lost my fingers in that beautiful thick head of blonde hair just once I could die happy. And those eyes - so pensive, full of wisdom, all the answers. 

I've Googled every variation of "Drew Carey Military Naked" and unfortunately I'm not coming up with anything, so we'll have to settle for celebrating Veterans Day with his adorable picture! 

Me if 80's Drew and I ever hooked up:

Via Cleveland.com