Paper Magazine Just Released a Nude John Stamos Picture

John Stamos naked in Paper Magazine 

Slow claps for Paper Magazine. The publication that BROKE THE INTERNET with pictures of that aging woman recently released a picture of John Stamos standing by a window with his ass on full display! There are so many trendy one word magazines about nothing, or everything, that stay in publication for like, a day, but PAPER knows what's up and will always be welcome in my inbox as long as it keeps putting out pics like this one of Stamos. In the black and white photo the Godfathered star gazes at a curtain while posing artfully and wearing a button up shirt that stops at the top of his ass crack. In addition to having a gorgeous face and amazing head of hair, John has a huge gravity-defying ass that any self respecting person would want to jiggle around! 

Folks at PAPER, ff you REALLY want to break the internet, or at least of couple of keyboard, please please please please release a picture of John Stamos' dick and balls! 

Via PAPER MAG