Woman Takes Professional Dick Pics for a Living

January 13, 2016
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Soraya Doolbaz, an artist currently living in New York City, has been getting dicks all gussied up for photo sessions for the past couple of years as part of her Dicture series. LensCrafters says the dumbest stuff about her work, including "I wanted to create freedom around sexuality and laughter for women, and as a result of it now I have a huge gay following, which is so nice." Lol, what a gas. You just get me! She also says that you can you can count the number of full frontal male nude scenes on TV and film on one hand. She's like, "Um, I'm wearing a fucking black turtleneck, I don't have to do any research."

Anyfuckingway, I'm not putting up this post today for this chick, I'm putting up these pics because how many times to we get to see Nicki Minaj without makeup?! Also, if this artist was really in touch with the gay population I think she'd make these costumes in a larger size. Here are some of the highlights from this thought provoking series!