The Fuck is up With the Gay-ish Nude Scene in Syfy’s Bitten?

Naked Gay Scene in Bitten

Television series Bitten, airing in the U.S. on the Syfy Network, is more or less what you would expect from a werewolf show. After a pack rumble, former werewolf Elena Michaels (Laura Vandervoort) must return to the supernatural world that she swore she left behind for good. Things get Smurfy when we realize that Elena's the only female werewolf alive. Although it seems like procreation would be the talk of the town, the current third season's most recent episode, titled Right Behind You (uhhhmmm), has me thinking that these boys want to blow their loads in some hairy man holes! 

I'm combing through detailed episode recaps on fan sites to see if I'm just stroking out and this is all in my head, and so far no one's mentioning that this clip is the start to most gay porn vids. These boys put those Teen Wolf fairies to shame! Something's amish, because this is the only blog mention of this touchy scene I could find: Via TVFanatic

Thank you, powers that be, for giving us Nick's ass. Thank you, Steve Lund, for showing it.

Amen. In addition to that thigh touch and those fuck me eyes, the sauna etiquette in Bitten includes dropping your towel to formally present your cock and balls. When Nick (Steve Lund) first approached Konstantin (Rafael Petardi), Konstantin is like "Um, are we fucking barbarians? Present you naked full frontal body to me like a proper gentlewerewolf." Maybe it's because werewolves usually lick each other's taints like dogs and this is the human version? Maybe it's because this was originally a Canadian show and Canadian pleasantries always include penises and sacs? While there was previously a devil's threeway including Lund and Michael Luckett, it was pretty vag oriented. Watch the steam room scene below and tell us what you think!

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