Birthday Boy Toy: One Direction’s Niall Horan’s Butt!

Niall Horan (23)

If you're a One Direction fan, you'll be happy to know that Niall Horan showed off his plump twink butt on James Corden's show A League of Their Own while getting a temporary tattoo of the comedian's face on his left ass cheek. While the blinding beauty of ex Directioner Zayn Malik has ruined many a gay's dick for the other 1D members, seeing Niall nude has really opened me up into a gaping mess, I mean, opened up my hole, I mean, opened me up. Sexually.

If you do the math you'll realize that the blue-eyed blondie was born in 1993, so even though at 23 I can't really classify Niall Horan as BaReLy LeGaL, he's still young enough that I get my new BaReLy LeGaL fix that I blame on watching Cameron Monoghan's gay scenes on Shameless. Niall's butt in this clip is truly a thing of beauty, and what I really like is that it looks so plump and squishy that it can barely hold itself up! In fact, while fannying about with Corden, Niall says that he:

wanted to get a tattoo on [his] ass, but the tattoo artist said it was too squidgy.

Okay, that's freaking adorable. See Horan get gently molested by a mid tier comedian below!