All The People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive Winners Nude

After last week's Trumped up People cover, it's official that the magazine's core audience are fear-based, self-loathing menopausal housewives. Who are hot for Dwayne Johnson! People Magazine just announced that the Sexiest Man Alive in 2016 is indeed A-list hottie Dwayne Johnson, and after last year's amazing ass-baring scene in Ballers he definitely seems like the natural choice - aside obviously from Nick Jonas. Sure Johnson is going to be in Fast 8, Baywatch, and Jumanji in 2017, but Jonas will be on Kingdom on Audience Network and that's honestly something. Next year.

Of course The Rock is insanely sexy, and it's great to have the opportunity to remember him in all of his muscly goodness! The wrestler-turned-actor has had a pretty remarkable rise to fame, and with his new title comes a sit down with the peeps at People:

You know we have to get to the nudity here at Fleshbot Gay, so we've got all of the Sexiest Man Alive winners since the idea's conception in 1985 in their nudest roles! Or just looking fine as hell like John F. Kennedy Jr. Do you have a farovite? Do you remember when these covers came out? Because they're pretty freaking amazing. Enjoy!

People's Sexiest Man Alive WinnersNude

1985: Mel Gibson, Age 29

1986: Mark Harmon, Age 34

1987: Harry Hamlin, Age 35

1988: John F. Kennedy, Jr., Age 27

1989: Sean Connery, Age 59

"Older, balder... and better!"

1990: Tom Cruise, Age 28

1991: Patrick Swayze, Age 38

"LUKE-MANIA: Mall madness in Florida" LOL

1992: Nick Nolte, Age 51

DELTA BURKE!

1993 (with Cindy Crawford as Sexiest Couple Alive): Richard Gere, Age 44

and 1999, Age 50

1994 (chosen in 2015): Keanu Reeves, Age 30 (then)

People didn't choose a Sexiest Man Alive in 1994, so in 2015 they filled in the gap with Keanu Reeves.

1995: Brad Pitt, Age 31

and 2000, Age 36

1996: Denzel Washington, Age 41

1997: George Clooney, Age 36

and 2006, Age 45

1998: Harrison Ford, Age 56

2001: Pierce Brosnan, Age 48

2002: Ben Affleck, Age 30

"What his mom thinks of J.Lo"

2003: Johnny Depp, Age 40

and 2009, Age 46

2004: Jude Law, Age 31

2005: Matthew McConaughey, Age 36

2007: Matt Damon, Age 37

2008: Hugh Jackman, Age 40

2010: Ryan Reynolds, Age 34

2011: Bradley Cooper, Age 36

"Justin (Guess Which One?)" - Which Justin was famous in 2011? Theroux? Bieber? Wasn't he like 12?

2012: Channing Tatum, Age 32

2013: Adam Levine, Age 34

2014: Chris Hemsworth, Age 31

2015: David Beckham, Age 40

2016: Dwayne Johnson, Age 44

Via People Magazine