Holy. Fuck. Nick Jonas All Abs And Armpit Hair In Men’s Fitness

Of COURSE this Men's Fitness photo shoot would come out after People Magazine already picked the Sexiest Man Alive for 2016. Nick Jonas would have easily beaten out The Rock if his insane abs, arms, and armpit hair as seen in these images were in the running! In five days you can pick up your copy of the December issue of Men's Fitness featuring our favorite gorgeous gay baiting dummy, but until then let's get a sneak peek of what's in store!

This cover is making the rounds on the Gay Internet because everyone wants to know how to have sex for 48 hours. No, your dick would fall off. People are creaming their panties because on the cover of Men's Fitness Nick Jonas pulls up his sleevelss shirt to reveal immaculate (although unfortunately toned down) body hair, a V cut for days, and all the abs. You can also see his insane arms and uh-dorable confused stare. Like, boy does not know what's going on. On the cover we're promised the secret on "how the teen idol got leading-man ripped" but their teaser should have been "armpit hair ahead!" That'll get all the dollar bills. 

I should be mad that Mr. Jonasty's pit hair isn't as fun and flirty as it was in Entertainment Weekly, but beggars can't be choosers. They can, however, be sploogers. And that's what you'll be after seeing some more images (AKA screen caps from the Men's Fitness teaser video because I have no chill) in the gallery! There are flashing lights throughout the entire damn thing, but I still had to make this jankety GIF because that little smirk is just... I can't. It's everything. Blow that white stuff in my face Nick!

Via Men's Fitness