Colton Haynes Is Winning Halloween – Again!

It's the official start of the holiday season (in my eyes anyway). To those of us who really believe in fun, Halloween is considered to be the most important holiday of the year. 

Some celebs seem to agree. Colton Haynes knows how to party with his yearly tradition of picking a ridiculous female character to live out his drag dreams for one night. Check out the personas he's taken on the past few years.

So freakin excited about Halloween this yr...gonna be hard to top my costume from last yr but I think it's about to happen :) #tbt #PrincessFionaMissesYall #ThisWkndWillBeEpic

A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Oct 22, 2015 at 4:47pm PDT

Thx @Megan_v_brown @lauraraczka_mua @Erikporn @bitemaresinc @rbfx @skinillustratorofficial Ready for tonight :)

A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Oct 24, 2015 at 8:57pm PDT

Happy Halloween 2016 from me :) Miss piggy Neck and breast prosthetics by RBFX Studios @rbfx. Face sculpt by Erik Porn @erikporn @bitemaresinc. Face molded by Dalton Kutsch @kutschdalton. Face foam prosthetic run by Mark Viniello @vin1fx. Applied by Erik Porn @erikporn Christopher Gallaher @bitemaresinc Laura Raczka @lauraraczka_mua Alex Noella @alexnoella

A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Oct 29, 2016 at 7:15pm PDT

This year is no different. Many predicted he'd be someone current. I was thinking either Melania Trump or Mama June, but boy was I wrong... 

Colton's choice was random, but he picked a character we all love. One of the most badass chicks around. 

Makeup by Erik Porn @erikporn of Bitemares Inc @bitemaresinc Michelle Petit @mjp_makeup Laura Raczka @laura_raczka with prosthetic face sculpted by Erik Porn and foam latex by Mark Viniello @vin1fx Breast prosthetics by Rbfx Studios @rbfx #makeup #makeupfx #halloween #coltonhaynes #erikporn #margesimpson #michellepetit #lauraraczka #markviniello #rbfx #skinillustrator #premiereproducts #telesis

A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Oct 24, 2017 at 8:23pm PDT

Marge Simpson! Great choice and he SLAYED!!

Colton dressed up as Marge while hosting Freixenet Cava’s 2nd Annual Black Magic Halloween Affair at La Descarga in Hollywood earlier this week. He told Us Weekly, "[It took] five hours. [There’s] a lot of tape in areas you don’t want tape. My balls hurt. It was so fun. I can’t see. It’s worth it! I actually had to mess up the costume. It looked way better, but I couldn’t see [with the fake eyes] so I cut them out myself."

The part he found craziest? "The Spanx. I have padded Spank in here, look at my butt,” the AHS Cult actor said. “My groin is painful.” 

Post Halloween dance of shame "Mi Gente" @jbalvin & @beyonce . Thx @freixenetusa for letting me host such a fun party! ? by my love @jeffleatham who still wants to be with me even tho I act like this lol

A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Oct 25, 2017 at 12:49am PDT

Even in cartoon drag he's still super fuckable! It's no doubt that Halloween was created for people like Colton.