Sexy Mardi Gras Guys Flash Juicy Cocks For Beads

Today is Mardi Gras, which means that dirtbags from around the country have already made their annual trek to Bourbon Street where they're getting wasted and showing each other their penises. I LOVE Mardis Gras! Hot drunk dirtbags are not NOT my thing, and thanks to the magic of the Gay Internet, we have this choice selection of guys whipping out their cocks, and yes, even balls - all in order to get those sweet sweet beads. What percentage of these pieces of crap do you think dare each other to shove the strands up their assholes and pull them out bead by bead after consuming 5 hurricanes and a bag of blow? I'd say 85% at least!

It's hard to choose a favorite Mardis Gras penis when looking at these pictures, but the cute piece in the long green necklace staring down at his juicy dong might just be the winner in my book. Or maybe it's the toned guy in the purple necklace checking out his cock root. OR, the stacked jock in the black tanktop. I want 'em all!

Some of today's cock flashers will definitely make you want to turn Shrove Tuesday into Shove Sploogesday, and judging by the fact that at least one of them is getting photographed by his dude friend, there might be a little drunken shoving with these guys as well. Now, where are THOSE pictures?