ICYMI See Riverdale Piece K.J. Apa Bulge Out On CW

Well hell, I take off one day of work and of COURSE I miss the first bulge action from one of our newest pieces, Riverdale star K.J. Apa. Somehow my ass is just now seeing all the yummers shirtlessness that happened on Riverdale this past Sunday, where Archie himself delivered some pokey penis in gray boxer briefs and ran around while all sweaty and stuff. Oh, and pound the armpit hair alarm because we've got a live one!

Two Sundays ago we got our first look at K.J. Apa's bod on the dude tube when he changed in the window in front of parched gay character, Kevin Keller (Casey Cott). Aside from his candid, banana swallowing, shirtless walk about on the Riverdale set, this latest episode of the CW series provides the best looks at Archie's hot twunk bod so far. I mean, boy is SWEAT-TAY. Positively glistening.

The bulge isn't necessarily going to send anyone's hole to the emergency room, but we're really going to need to see J.K. Apa's penis and balls sans boxer briefs if we're going to make any more judgments. I'm not ruling out the idea that Apa's got a threatening grapefruit bulge taped up under some dinky prosthetic so CW viewers don't squirt their jeans. Archie glad to see him in his undies!? Ehhrrrr.

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